Scene 0:
Monologue.
Me: Argghhh sh@t!!! F#@K, Gosh, WTF!!!! Gosh, that's alot of blood!
After few minutes...
Me: Why the damn blood not stopping. Sh@t!!! Arghhh .....
Scene 1:
Doctor: How did this happened?
Me: I was preparing some sandwich....
Doctor: Sandwich? And you manage to get a deep cut like this?
Me: Uh uh...
Doctor: Trying to surprise your wife with your cooking?
Me: No la......
Doctor: Try to move you thumb.
Me: (moving my thumb)
Doctor: Good, no ligament cut than....
Me: Oh....
Doctor: This is really bad. We need you stitch you up bro!
Me: ???!!!!
Scene 2:
Me: Tak sangka bende simple macam ni pun kene jahit kan.
Nurse: Tu la pasal, but kalau tak jahit, bleeding tak leh stop ni.
Me: Oh ye ke.
Scene 3:
Me: Dear, I was cutting the frozen burger meat and.....
Wife: Enough said, you are banned from kitchen for eternity!
Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooo............ (in dramatic tone)
Moral of the story:
1. Alway defrost anything before trying to cut it.
2. Use small knife, not parang to cut small stuffs.
3. Don't bother justifying something stupid you done or said.
End Result?
Five stitches in my left thumb. Nuff said.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Sunday, January 21, 2007
A story about hope.................. and dissappointment.
When we have hope build up so high in our heart, we prayed to God, Please God, grant me this one wish, my heart has weaken and I cant take any disappointments any more. If I failed this, my life will fall apart and will not be function anymore. This is the last and final drop of strength left in me. I can't take any more heart break. I just can't. We almost believe that, that's it! We will definitely unable to recover back after the hope faded. We almost believe this limitation we impose on ourselves. And yet.......
When we were faced with the bitter taste of disappointment. We somehow manage to suck it up, and continue on, despite all the negativity we build up in our mind before. This is a story of human survival. This is the trait that makes us move on with our life. Most of the time, we underestimate our own inner strength. When we think we had enough of life, and life really kick you back, we still able to face it. We are stronger than what actually we think.
Just because we lost our hope once (or too many times) does it mean we giving up hope..on hope? Nope, hope is a good thing, it keeps us go on, live every single day of our live with a assurance that, someday, what we hope will be achieved.......
When we were faced with the bitter taste of disappointment. We somehow manage to suck it up, and continue on, despite all the negativity we build up in our mind before. This is a story of human survival. This is the trait that makes us move on with our life. Most of the time, we underestimate our own inner strength. When we think we had enough of life, and life really kick you back, we still able to face it. We are stronger than what actually we think.
Just because we lost our hope once (or too many times) does it mean we giving up hope..on hope? Nope, hope is a good thing, it keeps us go on, live every single day of our live with a assurance that, someday, what we hope will be achieved.......
Friday, January 19, 2007
Lets count the blessings
Life is good when...
1. When you searching for the remote, it is just within reach.
2. You come back from home, tired from work, you switch on the TV, and your favorite show is showing.
3. Your alarm set off, you wake early to get ready to work, only to find out its your off day, and you continue your sleep.
4. Your are really hungry, you open the fridge, and your favorite dish is there waiting for you.
5. You put on a pants, slip your hand inside the pocket and found RM50 note inside.
1. When you searching for the remote, it is just within reach.
2. You come back from home, tired from work, you switch on the TV, and your favorite show is showing.
3. Your alarm set off, you wake early to get ready to work, only to find out its your off day, and you continue your sleep.
4. Your are really hungry, you open the fridge, and your favorite dish is there waiting for you.
5. You put on a pants, slip your hand inside the pocket and found RM50 note inside.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Resolutions
My 2007 Resolutions.
1. Be a father soon.
2. Pay off all my credit card debt.
3. Be more charitable, at lease once a month I want to donate something to orphanage (this will be easier once resolution no. 2 is fulfilled)
4. Fat percentage below 10% (hmmmm mimpi ler)
5. Give money to parents (again depend on number 2)
6. Go vacation somewhere REALLY nice.
7. Finally put that MIRROR wall at the dining area.
8. Be a nice guy.
9. Do something to the car, it is so boring now.
10. Go to mosque for Maghrib and Isyak prayer.
Tu jer.
1. Be a father soon.
2. Pay off all my credit card debt.
3. Be more charitable, at lease once a month I want to donate something to orphanage (this will be easier once resolution no. 2 is fulfilled)
4. Fat percentage below 10% (hmmmm mimpi ler)
5. Give money to parents (again depend on number 2)
6. Go vacation somewhere REALLY nice.
7. Finally put that MIRROR wall at the dining area.
8. Be a nice guy.
9. Do something to the car, it is so boring now.
10. Go to mosque for Maghrib and Isyak prayer.
Tu jer.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Wife Birthday again.
I let her to believe to the last minute I didn't buy her anything, but I did went out during lunch time today to get her something. I left the office at 130 pm, hoping to come back within an hour.
Went to IOI Mall, no parking at all! After spending about 15 min circling the parking lot, I left.
I decided to go to Subang Parade. Subang Parade and Puchong IOI is NOT near ok! Reached Subang Parade at 230. Went to Parkson, since I knew exactly what to get, I rushed to the perfume counter. Surveyed few, I am not fussy, as long as reasonable and smells nice, I am all ok. TheChristian Dior Elizabeth Arden salesgirl seems friendly and helpful. So I decided to buy there.
Bought the perfume, get it wrapped and left.
Reached office at 330 pm, my lunch hour stretched to 2 hours, thanks God it was Sunday. Nothing major was waiting for me.
I let her to believe I bought her nothing, I said, next week la I belanja you makan. She was disappointed. She cut caked with her niece Saffiyah (who shared the same birthday) in he mum's house.
Went back home, she was whining...
She: What kinda husband you are? Tak romatic langsung!, Since got married you never got me anything! Always flowers and choc, no real give, perfume ke handbag ker
Me: Ha ha , you married a wrong guy perhaps.
She: I think so too!
Then finally I handed her the gift when she was least expecting it! She was overjoyed, She keep on saying she was so glad, until the next day in office, I keep on receiving emails from her saying that she liked the gift so much!
Went to IOI Mall, no parking at all! After spending about 15 min circling the parking lot, I left.
I decided to go to Subang Parade. Subang Parade and Puchong IOI is NOT near ok! Reached Subang Parade at 230. Went to Parkson, since I knew exactly what to get, I rushed to the perfume counter. Surveyed few, I am not fussy, as long as reasonable and smells nice, I am all ok. The
Bought the perfume, get it wrapped and left.
Reached office at 330 pm, my lunch hour stretched to 2 hours, thanks God it was Sunday. Nothing major was waiting for me.
I let her to believe I bought her nothing, I said, next week la I belanja you makan. She was disappointed. She cut caked with her niece Saffiyah (who shared the same birthday) in he mum's house.
Went back home, she was whining...
She: What kinda husband you are? Tak romatic langsung!, Since got married you never got me anything! Always flowers and choc, no real give, perfume ke handbag ker
Me: Ha ha , you married a wrong guy perhaps.
She: I think so too!
Then finally I handed her the gift when she was least expecting it! She was overjoyed, She keep on saying she was so glad, until the next day in office, I keep on receiving emails from her saying that she liked the gift so much!
Saturday, January 13, 2007
2006 Revisited.
Let see what my was I up to last year (based on my blog entries).
There are many things important that happened to me that I didn't blog about, in a fear that I will jinx it.
But overall, I guess last year went pretty well. I felt I am kinda grown up (not only grown older).
Is there any regret? Unsettled score? Things that needed closure that I just ignored, loose ends that need knot? I can't think of any at the moment, surely there must be a lot, but the fact that I can't think of any immediately implies that, it is not important as well.
January.
Finished renovation of the new house.
Moved in new house.
February.
Settle down in new house
Decorate new house.
Start cooking in new house.
Installed Astro.
(So basically settling down.)
Start taking komuter to work, which was off course was not a pleasant!
March
Went to Malacca.
A new hope began.
April
Financial disaster, too many unexpected expenses.
Broken specs, made a new one.
May
Was a quite boring and uneventful month (apart from my birthday)
June
Got new job offer ( still indecisive)
July
Promoted
and resigned (weird huh!)
August
Joined new company
Set up garden in my house.
CT Nurhaliza Got married (related to mu life huh?)
September
Wife changed job
I become OBSESSED with politics
I have officially become left winged
October
Puasa and raya in new house.
November
My 1st Kara-ok ever!
December
Gathering with college friends
Change car stereo.
There are many things important that happened to me that I didn't blog about, in a fear that I will jinx it.
But overall, I guess last year went pretty well. I felt I am kinda grown up (not only grown older).
Is there any regret? Unsettled score? Things that needed closure that I just ignored, loose ends that need knot? I can't think of any at the moment, surely there must be a lot, but the fact that I can't think of any immediately implies that, it is not important as well.
January.
Finished renovation of the new house.
Moved in new house.
February.
Settle down in new house
Decorate new house.
Start cooking in new house.
Installed Astro.
(So basically settling down.)
Start taking komuter to work, which was off course was not a pleasant!
March
Went to Malacca.
A new hope began.
April
Financial disaster, too many unexpected expenses.
Broken specs, made a new one.
May
Was a quite boring and uneventful month (apart from my birthday)
June
Got new job offer ( still indecisive)
July
Promoted
and resigned (weird huh!)
August
Joined new company
Set up garden in my house.
CT Nurhaliza Got married (related to mu life huh?)
September
Wife changed job
I become OBSESSED with politics
I have officially become left winged
October
Puasa and raya in new house.
November
My 1st Kara-ok ever!
December
Gathering with college friends
Change car stereo.
Monday, January 08, 2007
I AM SUGAR COATING IT!!!
Dulu: RM 7.20
Sekarang: RM 9.60 (sehari)
RM 2304.00 (setahun)
Setiap kali aku bayar tol, semangat patriotik aku berkobar-kobar. Sebab aku dapat kurangkan beban kerajaan. Bukan semua warganegara dunia ada kelebihan untuk menolong meringankan beban kerajaan kat dunia ni. Kita rakyat Malaysia patut bersyukur sebab diberi peluang untuk menolong kurangkan beban kerajaan. Aku bangga dapat manyumbang pada ekonomi negara, walaupun aku jarang dapt break-even antara pendapatan and perbelanjaan aku. Walaupun setiap titik peluh yang aku usahakan aku salurkan pada bayaran tol, aku tak kisah. No hal.
Aku macam terkejut baca dalam paper baru-baru ni yang kerajaan dah kurangkan cukai jalan tahun ni. Aku memang tak setuju langsung. Bayangkan kerugian yang kerajaan tanggung? Sekadar nak bayar lebih RM20 ni rakyat Malaysia (yang hampir semua kaya raya) tak mampu ker? Aku harap kerajaan jangan terlalu manjakan rakyat! We have all the money to pay!!!
One more thing, aku rasa kerajaan patut tarik balik subsidi minyak as well.
Banyak mana kerajaan nak tanggung! Cuba tengok muka Pak Lah, tak rasa kesian ke?
THINK ABOUT IT MALAYSIAN!!! STOP WHINING!!!!
Sekarang: RM 9.60 (sehari)
RM 2304.00 (setahun)
Setiap kali aku bayar tol, semangat patriotik aku berkobar-kobar. Sebab aku dapat kurangkan beban kerajaan. Bukan semua warganegara dunia ada kelebihan untuk menolong meringankan beban kerajaan kat dunia ni. Kita rakyat Malaysia patut bersyukur sebab diberi peluang untuk menolong kurangkan beban kerajaan. Aku bangga dapat manyumbang pada ekonomi negara, walaupun aku jarang dapt break-even antara pendapatan and perbelanjaan aku. Walaupun setiap titik peluh yang aku usahakan aku salurkan pada bayaran tol, aku tak kisah. No hal.
Aku macam terkejut baca dalam paper baru-baru ni yang kerajaan dah kurangkan cukai jalan tahun ni. Aku memang tak setuju langsung. Bayangkan kerugian yang kerajaan tanggung? Sekadar nak bayar lebih RM20 ni rakyat Malaysia (yang hampir semua kaya raya) tak mampu ker? Aku harap kerajaan jangan terlalu manjakan rakyat! We have all the money to pay!!!
One more thing, aku rasa kerajaan patut tarik balik subsidi minyak as well.
Banyak mana kerajaan nak tanggung! Cuba tengok muka Pak Lah, tak rasa kesian ke?
THINK ABOUT IT MALAYSIAN!!! STOP WHINING!!!!
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Tender Kisses
Have you ever search for a song that you used to listened when you were teenager, but just couldn't find it?
Well, I have. I loved Tracie Spencer when I was in Form 1 (or 2). She was one of the teenage singers of late 80s. She was 14 when she sang this song.
That time, I couldn't afford to buy any cassette, so normally I record from Radio 4 (only English station then) my favorite songs and listen to them over and over.
One of the song is Tender Kisses by Tracie Spencer. Unfortunately I accidentally overwrite that cassette and that song was gone! for ever! That was like 10 years back! I have been searching for that song ever since. I have looked for it in Tower Record, but they don't have that album in Malaysia.
I have searched in all P2P network, but couldn't find it.
But magically last nite, I found it in ARES, I couldn't believe my luck. It was like SO many people are sharing out that file! Thanks guys (whoever you are!!!)
Tracie when she was 14
Tracie Now!
Well, I have. I loved Tracie Spencer when I was in Form 1 (or 2). She was one of the teenage singers of late 80s. She was 14 when she sang this song.
That time, I couldn't afford to buy any cassette, so normally I record from Radio 4 (only English station then) my favorite songs and listen to them over and over.
One of the song is Tender Kisses by Tracie Spencer. Unfortunately I accidentally overwrite that cassette and that song was gone! for ever! That was like 10 years back! I have been searching for that song ever since. I have looked for it in Tower Record, but they don't have that album in Malaysia.
I have searched in all P2P network, but couldn't find it.
But magically last nite, I found it in ARES, I couldn't believe my luck. It was like SO many people are sharing out that file! Thanks guys (whoever you are!!!)
Tracie when she was 14
Tracie Now!
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