Scene 0:
Monologue.
Me: Argghhh sh@t!!! F#@K, Gosh, WTF!!!! Gosh, that's alot of blood!
After few minutes...
Me: Why the damn blood not stopping. Sh@t!!! Arghhh .....
Scene 1:
Doctor: How did this happened?
Me: I was preparing some sandwich....
Doctor: Sandwich? And you manage to get a deep cut like this?
Me: Uh uh...
Doctor: Trying to surprise your wife with your cooking?
Me: No la......
Doctor: Try to move you thumb.
Me: (moving my thumb)
Doctor: Good, no ligament cut than....
Me: Oh....
Doctor: This is really bad. We need you stitch you up bro!
Me: ???!!!!
Scene 2:
Me: Tak sangka bende simple macam ni pun kene jahit kan.
Nurse: Tu la pasal, but kalau tak jahit, bleeding tak leh stop ni.
Me: Oh ye ke.
Scene 3:
Me: Dear, I was cutting the frozen burger meat and.....
Wife: Enough said, you are banned from kitchen for eternity!
Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooo............ (in dramatic tone)
Moral of the story:
1. Alway defrost anything before trying to cut it.
2. Use small knife, not parang to cut small stuffs.
3. Don't bother justifying something stupid you done or said.
End Result?
Five stitches in my left thumb. Nuff said.
6 comments:
uihh banyaknya kena jahit.. ngeri tu..
Thats why .. I dunno where is the kitchen ...
hahahaha, costly, yes, tapi look at the bright side Guzz : You are banned from the kitchen! It's like wow! Lepas nih, nak peanut butter sandwich pun, ada orang yang kene buatkan... yelah kan.. kan ke ko dah kene banned! waaahahahahaha... ;-)
ha ha, Itu masa marah jer, but most of the time kalau aku masak, mesti dia suka! heheh
very true...very true.....
today masak apa plak?
Guzz, update. People dont use thumb to type you know... space ba tuh, there's always the other thumb ;-)
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